Once in awhile one has a terrible evening. I had one this past Wednesday.
I had hoped for a wonderful evening. My spirits were high; my expectations for fun, excitement and adding joy to my life were great.
I had tickets to the Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle comedy event.
It was scheduled to take place in a brand new, 11,000 seat arena in Palm Desert, California. It was the first ever event in the new $500 million privately financed arena, which was primarily designed to be the home for the American Hockey League’s Coachella Valley Firebirds, the farm club for the NHL’s newest franchise, the Seattle Kraken.
What could go wrong?
- The event started an hour and a half late!!! Not at 7:30, but at 9pm on a Wednesday midweek night.
- During this 1.5 hour wait, I, and everyone else in the arena, could not look at or use their cell phone. The reason was that our cell phones were disabled prior to being allowed to enter the arena. Yes, you read that correctly. No cell phones were allowed in the arena during the performances. To enter, I had to give my cell phone to a person who put the cell phone in a leather pouch and then “locked” the packet, to be reopened by them when I left the arena.
- The reason the performance was delayed 1.5 hours was because a significant number of the sold out 11,000 people who had purchased tickets for the performance were stuck in traffic jams and unable to get a parking spot. Even with the 1.5 hour delay in starting the performance a number of people with tickets missed the entire performance because of the traffic and parking problems with the new arena.
- What did attendees do during the 1.5 hour delay? Some of them purchased alcoholic drinks. This may have lead to as many as four disturbances in the crowd during the performances of Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. One of the disturbances took place just two rows behind where I was sitting. It was a verbal altercation between attendees. It got louder and louder. It continued for seemingly many, many minutes. It seemed like it could erupt into fisticuffs at any moment. It was so disruptive and disorienting while the performances were continuing. Finally, several other attendees around the area raised their voices and told them to shut up. The situation finally seemed to calm down. Security was no where in sight.
- For those who purchased drinks during the event, the price of the drinks came as a bit of a shock. A can of beer was $16. A bottle of water was $6. Holy cow! I can buy 24 bottles of water in the supermarket for $3.54. egad!
- The opening acts before Chris and Dave, the headliners, came out were less than stellar. For example, one of the acts had two individuals singing hip-hop/rap music. I, for one, could not understand one word of the songs that were being sung. Maybe it was the acoustics, maybe it was the microphones, maybe it was the speed of the words being said, maybe it was my hearing. But, in any case, I could not understand one word.
- The performances of Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle frankly did not elicit a lot of laughter from me. To be fair, a lot of the individuals in seats near me did laugh. But I did not most of the time. By the time they got on stage, I was pretty well turned off on the event. Having said that, to me the jokes were just not funny.
- For me, part of the reason for not laughing and not enjoying the headliners was the use of the F*** word. It seemed like every other word was the F*** word. The other reason for me was the unending use of the N***** word.
- Finally, going home was a unmitigated disaster. It took me 1.5 hours to go 9 miles. It normally should take 19 minutes. It took 90 minutes. It took almost an hour to just get out of the parking lot. Clearly the parking and traffic control plans for the opening night of the new arena were grossly inadequate. An unmitigated disaster!!!
- And one more thing. I got to bed at 1:30am. I left my home at 6pm for a 7:30pm performance. The entire event from start to finish took me 7 hours. Holy cow!
Normally, I am glass half full type of guy. Always seeing the positive, the potential, the opportunity. But, in this case, I have to admit that this was a terrible evening. Very few, if any, redeeming qualities or moments.
To use the kind of language the performers use, s*** happens.
Holy Cow! I don’t like the idea of someone taking my iPhone away from me at all. Do they do that for EVERY performance? The Show at Agua Caliente is my favorite… and now I know why.
Sounds exhausting!
Bad day,
Last Wednesday, New Orleans had tornadoes… When tornadoes are coming, they don’t have an exact path..a whole area is blocked off, so, the tornado goes somewhere in the blocked of area.. there were multi areas blocked off, because of many tornadoes … I was watching the.weather report and a tornado was coming, the meteorologist said NOW go into you secure area …the tornado is coming NOW.. and then the TV went blank..
I wish I had the cellphone pouch contract.
Well, I certainly can vouch that all that did happen. However, we were pleased to be included in your original plans and did enjoy your company. The meal beforehand was delicious and the restaurant atmosphere was fun. Knowing we could stay awake until after 1:00 am surprised us.
We do have a story to tell!
Great staying power Neil and the Bells! Too bad today’s comedians have abandoned real humour with mere denigration of politicians and the over injection of shock words which unfortunately apparently appeals to some of today’s society.. What the F are those N’s trying to prove eh!
Yes!! It was quite thee event…! Ugh! Thank goodness we shared the ordeal with very dear friends…and survived to tell the tale! Not to mention, all the fees that were tacked on top of the fairly high ticket price that was a bit of insult to injury! Right? However, that arena is quite an impressive facility and a fun place to experience. Hopefully, they work out traffic flow for future events.
Incredibly, my wife Marti and I attended the Rock and Chappelle show at Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle last Friday and had almost the identical miserable experience. We didn’t leave with a smile on our face.
First, prior to the show, the staff strongly urged people to show up at 6 p.m. for the 7:30 p.m. show because they were going to put our I-phones in leather pouches. I was very apprehensive about doing this but decided it would be worth it.
We took the Monorail from downtown to Seattle Center. We were in line at 6:05 p.m. We stood in line on a very cold wintery night for almost an hour. We didn’t know what was going on and the staff didn’t know anything or weren’t saying. It turns out the leather pouches hadn’t arrived and that was cause for the delay. .
The show started well over an hour late. The opening acts ran long. (I agree with pretty much everything you said about the show Neil. Most of it just wasn’t very funny.)
We had to leave about 1/4 the way into the Chappelle act because we couldn’t get in touch with our dog sitter because there was no way to communicate with her, to let her know we were running late. .
Not allowing people access to their I-phones is not only an inconvenience but it could have tragic consequences as well.
There is much more that I could say but I will leave it that.
Not a happy camper.